DAY TWO

Yesterday I wrote about a story OldMan read to me:  "Jason and the Argonauts", where some ancient Greek warriors went on an adventure to  find something called a Golden Fleece.  That bored me, but I had heard of something far better:  a rumoured Field of BACON.  I told OldMan to take me there or I would bite his fat ass.

So OldMan started up the ZoomerThing, and we started out on our adventure to find the mythical Field of BACON.

But before we could take off, Lucy the Lump jumped in.

I gave her the Stinkeye - this was a journey for WARRIORS ONLY.  In answer she just grunted and let loose a smelly blast.

It bought tears to my eyes.  I had to let her come along.

So I gave the command to OldMan:  "Let's go, you worthless OldMan.  There's a field of BACON out there and we need to find it!"

Every once in awhile I checked out the window of the ZoomerThing to see if there were any signs of which way to go.

And finally I found a clue:  A SIGN.

But what did it MEAN?  I had to think about it.